Ho Ho Ho Humbug!

Had enough of fighting the crowds at the mall? Finding the right gifts? Addressing the cards? All the pressures of the holiday season? It's time for a laugh!

The Night Before Christmas
(Gothic Version)
http://www.textfiles.com/holiday/night.hum

(Politically Correct Version)
http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/xmas/pc-night-before.html

(Overwritten Version)
http://www.textfiles.com/holiday/night.hum

Got some Christmas humor to share? Post it in Comments.