Buh-Bye, 2006!

posted by StoryBroads on Sunday, December 31, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
Transition time (again).
Regrets? (We've had a few.)
Relief? (Sure.)
Anticipation? (You bet!)
Planning some changes? (Don't we always?)

Maybe your feelings, at this time of endings and beginnings, are like those of haiku master Kobayashi Issa (translated by Robert Hass):

New Year's Day--
everything is in Blossom!
I feel about average.

Or perhaps you're feeling the passion, excitement, and longing of Alfred Lord Tennyson:

Ring Out, Wild Bells
Ring out, wild bells, to the wild sky,
The flying cloud, the frosty light;
The year is dying in the night;
Ring out, wild bells, and let him die.

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.

For the whole poem, which sounds as if Tennyson could have written it today, for the world as it is now, click to:

And for what remains of 2006 . . . Party On!

Resolutions and Revolutions (Lynn Kerstan)

posted by Lynn Kerstan on Saturday, December 30, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!


The Usual New Year’s Resolutions:

Lose Weight

Exercise harder and oftener

Declutter the apartment

Write, write, write

Take on a new and challenging book project

Volunteer, cheerfully

Be politically and socially active

Be more attentive to my friends

Brush cat’s teeth four times a week

Consider washing the car

Yeah, right. Moving on to:

Semi-Realistic New Year’s Resolutions

Lose Weight by not drinking a whole bottle of sparkling blueberry juice every day. And while you’re at it, let go the triple ginger snaps and the bagel chips. (Fat chance. Literally.)

Exercise daily, even if it’s only a one-mile walk or 20 minutes of stretching or weights. Do more whenever possible, but don’t skip a single day! (Uh-huh. Dreamer.)

Spend 15 minutes a day cleaning something in the apartment, not counting the usual tasks. (Just as well. I rarely do the usual tasks.)

Declutter the file cabinets. (Get real. Filing something is forever. That's the whole point.) Move on to closets and drawers. (But I need that stuff!) Also bookcases. (Yes, Lynn, that means giving up some books. Sound of primal scream. Not books! Never gives me up any books.)

Finish writing the book-in-slow-progress before the end of February. Essential. All else--except exercise--is secondary. (This one I can live with. Maybe not actually do, but I'll throw myself into it. Love Love these characters and story.)

Never mind that "challenging new book project" notion. (For once, a smart evasion. Make the book you are working on now as exciting as it feels in your imagination.)

Volunteer. Yes. (But not because I’m generous. Basically, I’m greedy. And I have this on Good Authority: "Give, and you shall receive.") Besides, I’m strangely happy and exhilarated when doing things I’d rather not be doing for people who will benefit if I make the effort.

Be politically and socially active. (This is a must, and for the same greedy reasons. I enjoy the company of dedicated, well-informed, interesting, witty people.) And I love working with them to accomplish good things.

Be more attentive to my friends. (That mostly means email and phone calls, because in the last few years, I’ve lost touch with local pals and bonded closely with long-distance buddies.) But too often, I am the weak link. It’s up to me to help keep the lines of communication open.

Brush the cat’s teeth. (Yuck. But he actually likes it. I just keep forgetting. At least, I don't have to floss the little guy.)

Wash the car. (But what’s the point, really, with all the dirt kicked up by excavation and construction in this neighborhood? A waste of water, time, energy, and global responsibility. That’s my rationale and I’m sticking to it.

And why is it easier to stick to rationales and excuses than to our New Year's Resolutions? How about you? What have you resolved to do? What excuses will you dredge up to keep from doing these things? Can you find one or two resolutions worth serious--even revolutionary--dedication?

A Very Happy New Year. . . (Patricia Potter)

posted by StoryBroads on Friday, December 29, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!

I love Christmas, and I love the ending of Christmas. It’s the end of Yule madness, of fighting the mobs, of trying to find the right meaningful present, of trying to please people, of often having unrealistic expectations, of always having something else to do: another batch of pecans, another present I forgot. Even then, with a large extended family I always fear I am going to forget someone.

I love the madness but I am always relieved when it is over, and I can get back to my book, to the work I love, to the normalcy of my life. And I love looking forward to the next year. A fresh start. To remedy the mistakes I made the last year. To get organized (faint hope, there).

I mentioned in my last blog about Mrs. Jeffers, the eighties-something neighbor in my last book who had a list of everything she wanted to do in the remaining years of her life. She didn’t want to miss anything, whether it was the random act of kindness, or an encounter of a strange sort, or an adventure that would daunt a much younger person.

I’ve been thinking a lot about her. Maybe that’s why she became such an unexpectedly important part of that book. There was a longing in me to be like her, to seize every moment of life.

As a result I started my own list of things to do. Some are minor, guilty pleasures. Go to the zoo. We have a great zoo in Memphis, but I’ve never found the time to go. It’s number two on my list after the Rose Parade.

No. 3. There’s an organization called BestFriends (you can find it on the web) that is probably the most comprehensive of all animal rescue groups. They rescued thousands of cats and dogs and other critters after Katrina, and I’ve become a devoted member. They do incredible work for animals, including a massive rescue of a thousand rabbits that were abandoned. No animal is too small or too old or too sick for them. They have a great facility I want to visit, volunteer for several weeks and to set a book there.

4. See more of my friends. I’m not going to let go of a single one of them. They are far too precious to me. My list includes at least a monthly contact.

5. Take shooting lessons. Not because I want to shoot anyone (well, at least not at the moment) but because I want to know how it feels, smells, sounds. I feel I’m cheating my readers if I don’t have that experience.

6. Become a secret Santa next year. I read an article about a secret Santa in, I believe, Kansas City, who every Christmas would search laundromat, Salvation Army stores, and mobile home parks for someone who really could use extra money and handed them several hundred dollars.What a wonderful thing if all of us could become Secret Santas next year.

7. Go to a movie. (It’s been a long, long time.)

8. Go on a photo safari in Africa.

I could go on. But I’m making my list a combination of the likely, the possible and the dream. Enough to keep it alive and vital.

I challenge all of you to make your list, of small things, and large, of the possible and the dreams. You never know, like Mrs. Jeffers, when they may come true.

P.S. from StoryBroads--Here's a wonderful cartoon that captures the spirit of this post: http://www.glasbergen.com/images/k233.gif

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! Seriously. -- Maggie Shayne

posted by Maggie Shayne on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
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“Ho, ho, ho!”

Oh, wait, that wasn’t politically correct, was it? Okay, let me try again.

“Lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening!”

(Yes, I stole the joke from one of those blue collar rednecks on Comedy Central. So sue me.)

Christmas is over! That’s right, my friends, we survived another one and now we’ve got 51 weeks before we have to go through it again. Actually, if you count to when the stores start with the decorations and piped in carols, we probably have more like 40 weeks. Maybe 35. But we’ll take what we can get, won’t we?

Why do we take a perfectly wonderful holiday and torture ourselves to the brink of insanity over it? We angst over finding the perfect gift, baking the perfect turkey, picking the perfect tree. We start finding fault with our homes when we think about having holiday guests, suddenly realizing we need new furniture or paint or flooring or dinnerware, and we need it NOW. We feel put upon if we get too many invitations and ignored if we get too few. We shoulder our way through throngs in the malls and gripe about it the entire time. Why is it that being alone on Christmas can make even the most hard-boiled, independent, loner-hermit cry? Why is it that being inundated with relatives on Christmas can make the most Martha Stewart-like hostess scream with frustration? What is WRONG with us that we attach so much importance to a number on the calendar?

We’re freakin’ nuts, that’s why.

I took the easy way out this year, doing most of my shopping online. So I didn’t get to gripe and be a mall martyr. I kind of missed the throngs, though. I didn’t have to make dinner for anyone, (and it depressed me) when most years I make a huge dinner for everyone (and it makes me crazy.) There’s just no pleasing some people. =) It didn’t snow, and everyone was pissed about that, but it stormed the next day and everyone was griping about the roads.

Ah, well. Whatever, it’s over. And now we’re heading into the big weekend follow up, and we can kiss 2006 behind and look ahead to a brand new year. I posted my resolutions over at my website and I think they’re good ones. They’re resolutions I’ll keep. This I know. For a lot of years I was just like everyone else, making resolutions and never keeping them—usually forgetting them by Groundhog’s Day (Imbolc, to the Wiccans.) They were always the same: Lose weight, work harder, spend less, save more, pay off debt.

Those are really tough things to keep up with. Hard things to do. So this year I’m focusing on joy. My main resolution is to just be happy every single day. Even on the bad days, I’ll find something to enjoy, something to make me smile, to make me feel great. Every single day.

It works better than all those other resolutions, and here’s why. When I’m happy, I have more energy. When I have more energy, I exercise more because I enjoy it. Exercising releases endorphins and makes me feel strong and capable and fit, and that in turn, makes me even happier. I don’t do stress-eating when I’m happy, or misery-binging, or loneliness-chowing. I get to noticing how good I look from the exercising, which I do because I’m happy and that makes me even more happy, and then I eat healthier because looking in the mirror makes me happy and I want more of that feeling. Being happy results in staying in shape.

Working harder is easier when I’m happy. I can’t focus on work when I’m sad or depressed or angry. But if I’m happy, I can run into the office and do my daily page quota in a couple of hours. That makes me feel GREAT, and then I have the rest of the day to do fun things and that makes me even happier.

When I’m happy, I don’t go out and spend money to fill the void unhappiness leaves in my heart. Spending to ease depression is a really common problem. Being happy makes me feel less need to fill my life with “things” to take up the space. There is no space, because it’s all full of joy. So I spend less and save more when I’m happy, which gives me more ability to pay off debt.

All the usual New Year’s resolutions can be achieved by making and keeping just one. Be happy. Every single day, seek out joy. Everything else will fall into place. I promise!

Happy (and I do mean HAPPY) 2007!

Maggie

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Our own worst enemy (Tara Taylor Quinn)

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I've been made aware several times in the past few days that the biggest block to what we all seem to want and few of us ever feel like we achieve - real happiness - is us. I want to be happy. My happiness is right here and I'm just too busy looking elsewhere to even know that it's arrived. Kind of like that Christmas package I was waiting for. It had arrived - was on my front porch behind the pillar where it would be safe from the rain, and I was so busy rushing around and rushing by that I didn't even notice it there. I knew it was coming. I was waiting. And I didn't even stop to look behind the pillar. The package wasn't obvious, wasn't in my way getting in the front door, I didn't have to step over it, so in my perception it wasn't there. But it was.

I want to be loved. I think if only I were really loved I'd be happy. And in the past several days, I have received so much love from so many people that it amazes me that I didn't know it was already there. It didn't just come. Love doesn't work that way. I just finally slowed down enough to get what everyone has been trying to give me.

And I'm not the only one who lives on this wayward path. I suspect many of us do. I have an easy example, though. I know someone who got a great Christmas present. Several of them. All things that he really needed and would appreciate. He wondered why he got them. He fretted a bit about the overabundance, the expense, the mess. And yesterday, when he slowed down and experienced benefit from them, really saw them, the happiness that had been eluding him overflowed. There was over abundance, there was expense, there was mess. But there was something even greater that made all of those things no more than worthwhile challenges.

I can continue to push forward on this path, continue to see the things that aren't as I'd script them. Or I can choose to see the greatness in what I have. I choose happiness.

Holiday High and LowLights (Suzanne Forster)

posted by StoryBroads on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
Hey, I survived Christmas! How about you? I know the holidays aren’t over yet, but the crazy shopping part is—unless you’re going for the after-Christmas sales, in which case, I’d send you strength, except that I don’t have any left!

So many interesting and unusual things happened this holiday season that I decided to try and memorialize the holiday highlights and lowlights in their own Top Ten lists. Since it’s traditional to get the bad news over with first, here are my:

Top Ten Holiday Lowlights:

10. Christmas ecards that won’t open, no matter how hard you stare at the blankety blank bar on the bottom left of your screen.

9. Wearing my new bulky sweater with the reindeer horns as the temperature spiked to eighty-plus degrees on Christmas day.

8. Mall Rage. Last week I blogged about the Ninja Gramma at Macy’s. If you caught that post you already know what I mean by Mall Rage. Actually, if you’ve been Christmas shopping even once in your life you already know what I mean by Mall Rage.

7. Mall parking lots that turn into Demolition Derbies. Need I say more? There really should be a video game called Parking Lot Demolition Derby, Holiday Edition!

6. My encounter of the third kind with an SUV she-demon. It happened in a parking lot, of course. The she-D was in her hulking SUV and I was in my pint-sized sports car. I could see her in the rear-view mirror, her eyes demon red, her arms waving wildly and her teeth bared, except when she was shrieking at me. I’ll never know what I did to provoke her. The parking lot rows were narrow and clogged, and my biggest concern was avoiding the pickup with the block-long trailer hitch. I certainly didn’t steal her parking spot. I wouldn’t have blamed her for going postal on me if I had. Sadly, I suspect hers will be one of the faces that flashes before my eyes should I ever have a brush with death.

5. The gift basket lady at Hi-Time Cellars. The grinch lives and he’s a she! I won’t go into details. There would almost certainly be a lawsuit, but I will find a way to blog about this in the future. It needs to be done.

4. Stores that put up their Christmas decorations in October, before Thanksgiving and take them down before Christmas, in preparation for the clearance sales. Bah humbug, I say.

3. Playing What Is Your Elf Name? and getting Wacky Twinkle Toes. Why couldn’t I have been Batty Angel Pants or even Peppermizsmickeifigus? Here’s the link. Give it a try. Maybe you’ll score a better name than I did. http://www.jokesunlimited.com/christmas_elf_name.php

2. Getting spit on in the grocery store by a woman discussing bacon.

AND THE #1 LOWLIGHT:
New Years is right around the corner, folks. Soon it will be time to break more resolutions.

HIGHLIGHTS:

10. The fabulous links that came though my Yahoo group. They took me to fun places like the What’s Your Elf Name? game and magical places where fairy tale Christmas scenes came to life. There were also a couple of shockers, like Strippin’ Santa, lol.

9. Discovering a new champagne at Christmas brunch. My daughter in law served Schloss Brebrich at her scrumptious brunch yesterday. It’s light, dry, very very bubbly and only $4 a bottle at Trader Joe’s.

8. Watching kids open gifts, even grown up kids.

7. The valiant effort many people make to be in the spirit, even when they’re not. It’s kind of cool, really. We all try a little harder. Well, most of us. The basket lady and the SUV she-demon would be notable exceptions.

6. Random Act of Kindness #1: People who refuse to play Demo Derby in the mall parking lots and graciously give up parking spaces that were rightfully theirs. It happened to me twice and went a long way to restoring my faith in humanity.

5. Random Act of Kindness #2: Being let off early from work the Friday before Christmas by your boss, who did not leave early himself, but instead stayed so his loyal staff could get home to their families. This happened to the dh. Any wonder that his boss’s staff is so loyal. What a guy.

4. Snow. I didn’t have any of my own, being a southern Californian, but I lived vicariously through the televised reports of the Colorado blizzard, and while I sympathized greatly with those stranded at the airport, I envied them too.

3. Random Act of Kindness #3: One of my fellow broads read my yearning posts about snow and sent me a Jacquie Lawson card with the most breathtaking snow scene. And Chudleigh, of course. Bless you, Pat!

2. Tears. So many tears this season, mostly of joy, a few of sadness, but all very precious in different ways. This is my first Christmas without my mother. I miss her greatly, but she had a spirited life and a peaceful passing, and I will always be grateful for both.

AND THE #1 HIGHLIGHT:
I didn’t get my tongue stuck to a frozen flagpole. I cringe every time I watch that scene from A Christmas Story.

Wishing all of you many bright and wonderful highlights this holiday season!
Suz

Yule-tidings of Great Joy

posted by StoryBroads on Sunday, December 24, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!

A poem for all who celebrate life, love, and peace at this time of year.

The Shortest Day

And so the Shortest Day came and the year died
And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world
Came people singing, dancing,
To drive the dark away.
They lighted candles in the winter trees;
They hung their homes with evergreen;
They burned beseeching fires all night long
To keep the year alive.
And when the new year's sunshine blazed awake
They shouted, revelling.

Through all the frosty ages you can hear them
Echoing behind us - listen!
All the long echoes, sing the same delight,
This Shortest Day,
As promise wakens in the sleeping land:
They carol, feast, give thanks,
And dearly love their friends,
And hope for peace.

And now so do we, here, now,
This year and every year.
Welcome Yule!

- Susan Cooper

Frazzled Joy (Lynn Kerstan)

posted by Lynn Kerstan on Saturday, December 23, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
Every holiday season, despite my best efforts to avoid it, Doom sucks me in.

Doom being, this time of year, the madness that is last-minute Christmas shopping. The crowds. The long lines. The utter lack of parking spaces. Yesterday, winding around the circles of hell–er, the labyrinthine parking lots of Abandon-Hope- All-Ye-Who-Enter- Here" mall–I significantly depleted the world’s petroleum resources.

Eventually, I gave up and I went in search of less populated malls. Translation: strip malls.. Sometimes you don’t go shopping at the malls you want. You shop at the malls with a place to leave the car. Which is why I found myself in a long, slow-moving line at Ross to buy two pairs of part-cashmere socks (marked "Imperfect") and a tasseled curtain tie. I should have brought a book with me.

Bored, trying to preserve the spirit of good will I’d set out with hours earlier, I began to study my fellow shoppers. Directly in front of me was a tall, substantial woman topped by a weathered face and red-brown hair plaited into a pair of thick pigtails that reached to mid-chest. She looked ready to step out of her ranch house, shotgun in hand, and order us all the bleep off her property. No one was going to mess with her, no-siree, even when she needed price checks on half the stuff she was carrying.

Everyone behind her, including me, began to fidget. We were all thinking the same thing: Is what I am buying plus the time invested in getting here worth waiting out this woman and her infernal price checks? A harried sales associate was scurrying around the store like a hungry ferret, returning with a price for one item only to be dispatched for another. Two ladies with half a dozen tacky ceramic statuettes in their basket shoved it to one side and stalked away, glaring over their shoulders at the woman holding up the line. I figured that several people had been spared some truly gruesome presents.

Resuming my contemplation of the woman, I wondered why a female with a build like a linebacker would choose such a peculiar hair style. I looked closer. The hair on top of her head had a reddish sheen. But the hair on the back of her head, and the braids as well, were a flat, dull brown. Wait! Those braids didn’t belong to her. They were part of the ugliest el-cheapo hairpiece I had even seen.

Not for me to condemn her fashion choices. I’ve made some bad ones myself. But she reminded me of a letter to the editor of Newsweek I read a few years ago. The writer, commenting on an article about human evolution, wrote, "Anyone who thinks there is only one species of humans has never shopped at Walmart on a Saturday."

And yet, as people come together for end-of-the-year celebrations of every kind, we are all bonded in amazing ways. Most likely, someone behind me in the line was wondering why I would wait in line so long to buy socks. All of us must have wondered why the woman didn’t go rummaging through her cavernous purse for her debit card until the purchases were finally price-checked and rung up. Some of us longed to whop her upside the head with that purse.

After my own swift transaction, I got to the parking lot and saw She-of-the-Braids sitting in the vehicle parked right next to mine. Not a covered wagon after all. This out-of-date woman was at the wheels of a new, massive, lemon-yellow X-Terra. And as she pulled away, she gunned the engine.

The world is filled with fascinating people, and one of the joys of being a writer is observing and collecting the bits and pieces we might use in a future book. Before I started the engine of my bland little Corolla and followed the woman out of the parking lot, I murmured a prayer for her, and another that stays with me throughout this blessed season: Let there be peace on the earth we all share, and let it begin with me.

Joy and good wishes to you all!

Gifts - Posted for Patricia Potter

posted by Tara Taylor Quinn on Friday, December 22, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL . . .Only three days left until Christmas and so much to do.Especially since I’m planning an escape two days later.So not only do I have all those last minute Yule details that somehow had escaped notice or time in the past several weeks, I also have great decisions to make. Like what to wear on my adventure.I’m giving myself a birthday present! My birthday is January 1st, and I’ve always had mixed feelings about that. I love the idea of celebrating a new year and my birthday at the same time, but it is also very inconvenient for most people. It has often gone, well, almost unnoticed, or celebrated at Christmas, or . . . just plain lost in post Christmas trauma.I also have to say that part of me never grew up. I love a parade. I have never missed a televised Thanksgiving Parade or the parade of all parades – the Rose Parade. Other than small community parades I have never been to one in person.I’m going this year! I’m going to watch them put the flowers on the float. I’m going to revel in the floats and the music and the crowds. I am going to have a glorious birthday.I probably never would have done it had it not been for a secondary character in my last romantic suspense – "Tempting The Devil." Mrs. Jeffers was an elderly neighbor to my heroine and, though in the eighties, she had made a list of everything she wanted to do in this life. She had accomplished quite a few of the items on her list, including in the book being interviewed by an FBI agent. She had every intention of fulfilling each one, including parachuting from an airplane.She was one of those characters who just took on a life of her own. I dearly loved her. In fact, she prompted me to make my own list. Going to the annual Rose Bowl Parade headed the list.Then came a flier a month later. Almost like a sign. My bank was sponsoring a trip to the Rose Bowl Parade. How did they know it was the only trip I couldn’t resist?Indecision weighed on me for a month. Didn’t have the time. Didn’t have the money. Shouldn’t leave my mother for five days, especially for a non-business activity. And my dogs? What to do with them?But my eyes kept going back to that list. It was time I started implementing it.And it WAS my birthday.So I swallowed hard and signed up, and suddenly everything else fell into place. I received an unexpected check for a foreign sale, just the amount needed for the trip. My niece who loves animals even more than myself – if that’s possible – would be home from college and was delighted at the prospect of house sitting for my three dogs. She also loves books, and at my house she has both in abundance. She, and the dogs, do well together.But clothes? What do you wear to a parade? In Southern California?Suz? Lynn?In the meantime, I’m counting my other blessings this year. Foremost among them are my friends, including the Broads who blog here with me. I’ve long believed that the greatest gift in writing is the friends we make in this community, be they other writers or dedicated readers. There’s something about sharing this crazy roller coaster life of fantastic highs and hell- deep lows that creates strong relationships. Rejection is always there, whether it’s an idea squashed by an editor, a bad review, a terrible sell-through, etc. No one understands it like another writer, and I treasure the friendships I’ve made over the past twenty years.So Broads and writers and readers, I thank you for the joy and support and friendship. It’s the greatest Christmas present I could ever have.Have a wonderful holiday, all!!!!!

Pat Potter

Maggie as Elf, Maggie Shayne

posted by Maggie Shayne on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
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Cick the link above. I elfed myself! Now if that goesn't get you into the holiday spirit, I don't know what will. Honestly, Maggie the dancing elf has to do it, right?

How are you all? I am still not finished shopping. One tough-to-buy-for daughter has me at my wit's end, but I hope to finish up today with some great new ideas. Most of my shopping was done online, and nearly everything has arrived on time! That's a first for me with online shopping. Most years, delays in shipping have me pulling my hair out. It's definitely getting better.

I bought myself a present, and it's a guilty pleasure. I was at a friend's when her daughter pulled out a Sony Playstation and a game called Dance, Dance Revolution. DDR for short. It works with an electronic mat on the floor, and the player has to keep up with the dance steps on the screen. I played it at my friend's house, along with other adults, until we were all laughing so hard we nearly split a gut. So this week, I bought it for myself! I seem to have a dance theme going, between the elf and the DDR game! I can't get past the beginner level, but then, I've only used it twice so far. It does make for a great workout, though!

I also bought myself an air hockey table, so when the kids come to visit, we'll have plenty of entertainment and fun.

My youngest is home for the holidays, and will be house hopping between her sisters, her dad and me, but while she's here I hope we can do some bigtime wedding planning. We have invitations to order, a DJ to book, and a caterer to talk to. The date is May 25th, and she only just decided to hold the wedding here in upstate NY rather than in North Carolina where she's living. It'll make for a much bigger and more relaxed wedding party, I can tell you that.

So it's going to be a very busy week.

However, today, the day I'm posting this, is a special day for a lot of people. It's the Winter Solstice, the shortest day and longest night of the entire year. And for those who observe it, it's a time to NOT be busy. It's a time for deep reflection and inner contemplation. On this night, I tend to think back on what the year has brought me, to journal about it and meditate on it. Then I write down all the things I need to let go of, to make room in my life for new things to come. I take all the slips of paper I've written on, and burn them in a cauldron at midnight, giving them over to the darkness. As the night wears on and dawn arrives, that moment when, symbolically, the sun is reborn and life triumphs over death, my focus changes to what I need to bring into my life in the coming year. It's not time yet for action, but for planning, thinking, jotting down ideas and preparing. Life starts over at the Winter Solstice. It's like that old ad campaign for Total cereal. "Today is the first day of the rest of your life." That's dawn after the solstice for me. Unlike the bustle and hustle of Christmas, Solstice is, for me, deeply personal and very meaningful. Maybe this year more than any other.

May you have a deep and powerful Winter Solstice, and a wonderful and happy Christmas!

Next time we'll discuss the new year!
Enjoy the elf dance!
Maggie

Confession

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Cookie day happened! All of the cookies that were planned came to fruition. The kitchen smelled heavenly. We finished just before ten p.m. All went according to plan - even down to the new story that will live on in infamy.

I wear reading glasses. Not because I'm aging, mind you, just because I like the fashion statement. My favorite pair was given to me as a gift from a very special friend who doesn't mind pointing out my weaknesses and tending to them when I refuse to do so myself. The glasses are lightweight, made out of some kind of bendable plastic so I can sit on them, drop them at the bottom of my purse and throw my wallet and camera on top of them, and still have them there to use when I can't pretend my way into understanding words on a page by osmosis. The glasses are red. Not my favorite color, but, in the world of glasses fashion they step out.

I was wearing them on cookie day. Because, uh, they matched my Santa shirt. (Really. I have the recipies memorized!) I bent to put a tray of cookies in the oven and the darn things slid right off my head, on to the inside of the oven door where they then slid down the partially closed door and because they are so lightweight, just continued their journey all the way to the far back of the oven where, because they are so lightweight, they proceeded to melt.

In horror I had a flash of two full trays of cookies being contaminated by the fumes and whatever unknown gases might erupt from the unplanned chemistry experiment. Without further consideration I quickly grabbed the bottom, unusued oven rack, yanked it out and threw it on top of the stove. (Thankfully I was already wearing an oven mit before this entire debacle began.) I grabbed the second rack just as quickly and within seconds had my body in the oven and retrieved the remainder of the glasses - which are now and forever more hanging on my Christmas tree.

I did all of this without glasses. Which just goes to show that I don't need them! The only other mishap of the day was also mine. And also involved hot cookie trays. I got a little ahead of myself as I was switching out trays and somehow managed to lean up against one fresh out of the oven and now have a nice little burn on my stomach to show for it. My fault for wearing a short shirt that left skin exposed while I cooked. Next year I'll remember to dress more appropriately.

Now for the confession. All went according to plan until the next day. You know, the time I have that first taste of sugar cookie that I spoke about last week? Well, I don't know what happened to me, but things went a little awry Sunday. I went to church like a good little girl. I came home with full intentions to wrap gifts - with that little snack of sugar cookies beside me. But somehow time - or good sense - got completely away from me. I stood outside myself and watched with horror and a complete inability to intervene, as I became a reckless kid and, throwing caution to the wind, did exactly as I wanted to do, regardless of the consequences. I spent the next three hours alternately packing cookies away in tins and sitting in front of the fire with diet coke and eating. Nothing but cookies. The first five were a complete delight. The second five were sinful. The third five were an embarrassment. And then I quit counting.

So now you see why I had to come to confession - and I'm not even catholic. I wish I could tell you that I'm exaggerating here, taking poetic liscense. But I truly am not. I'd share Monday with you, as proof, but I won't expose you all to the anguish of the day after glom day. Just rest assured, I paid the consequences. I can't remember a time in recent history that I was so sick.

I was a much better girl yesterday. I ate real food in between cookies. Today, it's 9:44 am and all I've had to eat are sugar cookies again. I think I need re-hab. Anyone know of a 12 step sugar cookie program?

I Break for Ninja Grammas (Suzanne Forster)

posted by Suzanne Forster on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
It seems the blogger.com gremlins had their way with my last post. I got one error message after another while trying to publish it. Don’t you just love error messages? That’s a blog in itself. These particular messages went on throughout the night and into the next morning. Every time I tried to post I got one, and I finally gave up on ever getting the blooming thing published. I decided either the blogging gods were unhappy with me, or more realistically, the server was down.

Silly me. Apparently blogger was just waiting for me to admit defeat. At some point after I signed off, lightning struck, not once but several times. Multiple versions of the post appeared. Feast or famine! One of my fellow storybroads noticed the multiples and very kindly cleaned up the mess. Otherwise you would have been wading through at least four copies of “What’s Worse than a Lump of Coal at Christmas?” One was more than enough, trust me, lol. But then, one of our Storybroad readers told me that some of your comments may have been lost in the process, so if you left a note and didn’t hear back from me, my apologies. It was the gremlins.

If you missed the post altogether, I can bring you up to date in a flash. I’m still fighting a tight deadline on my revisions and the thundering hordes at the mall. Have any of you noticed that Christmas shopping is an extreme sport? Aiyiyi.
I have shopping war stories. Boy, do I have shopping war stories, but due to limited space I’ll hold it down to one. I’d love to hear yours too.

I call mine “Ninja Gramma.” Here goes. It had been one of those freakishly long days of shopping, and I was nearing the numbed, walking into walls stage, but I’d finally made it to the last present on my list. My heart sank when I saw the crowds swarming the checkout counter. There were two lines, one for each of the two clerks at the counter. I picked what looked like the shortest line, aware of the petite lady across from me. She had lots of curly salt and pepper hair and two cute youngsters in tow. Despite her load of packages, she looked in far better shape than I felt, but I realize now that it was probably due to Mall Rage, a highly contagious condition that seems to afflict people the closer it gets to Christmas.

“I think there’s only one line,” she told me. The fierce glint in her eye should have warned me what was coming, but I was too weary to see it. I thought she was asking me a question. I pointed out that there were in fact two lines, one for each clerk. This seemed obvious to me, but not to her, not at all. The people in front of me were a family group, and once they had checked out I would be next. The people ahead of her were individuals, and I was going to get to the counter before she did. She wanted my spot.

What to do? I thought about standing my ground. But I didn’t want to set a bad example for the kids, who were peeking out from behind her coat and looking up at me with wide eyes. So, when the family in front of me was done, I stood back and waved her toward the counter. Possibly I thought she was testing me and would graciously decline my polite gesture. She did no such thing. I think that’s when I got steamed. Wait a darn minute. There wasn’t one line. There had never been one line, and she knew it as well as I did. That wiley gramma coyote had psyched me out of my spot.

When I finally did get to the counter, the clerk gave me a conspiratorial smile. “You were ahead of her, you know,” she said. Thanks for telling me now!

I managed a smile-like grimace, still taking the high road. But believe you me, if Ninja Gramma hadn’t had the kidlets in tow, I might have thrown down. Choose your weapons, woman. Mud wrestling at dawn? I’m there! Hey, I have grandkids too.

Actually, some good did come out of my mall excursions, and for the strangest of reasons. Life is so often strange. I much prefer strange and wonderful. Why doesn’t that combo come up more often? But I did luck out and have a couple such experiences this holiday season—and they were brought about by that most dreaded of problems called cash flow. Possibly you’ve felt the pain? That’s when more money goes out than comes in. Well, it’s been one of those years for me, and it forced me to think long and hard about my Christmas budget.

I’m happy to say that everyone who got a present last year got one this year too, but a great deal more thought went into the choices. Instead of buying my grandkids expensive toys that might last a week, frivolous stuff at best, I decided to give them books that would spark their imaginations for years to come. Certainly books can be both frivolous and expensive. That’s what’s so wonderful about them. Books can be anything. They’re a very personal gift. You really have to think about the person for whom you’re buying a book.

I loitered for a long time in the romance section checking out the latest romantic suspense novels for my daughter in law. She reads mine, bless her heart, so I was confident she would enjoy other authors. I had two picked out when a thought struck me. Maybe I should make a quick trip to the psychology section. She also likes self-help books. That’s where I found Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.

I read John Gray’s book a few years back, and lasers zoomed through areas of my brain where only darkness had resided. If my daughter in law has even a fraction of the light bulb moments I had, the book will be worth every moment of her time. Of course, I told her to have my son read it right after she does. It’s really for him anyway, lol. We women already know what Gray has to say about us.

Here’s wishing all of you lots of strange and wonderful experiences this holiday season. As the song says may your days be merry and bright!

Suz

One week and counting (Anne Stuart)

posted by Anne Stuart on Monday, December 18, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
One lovely week left to go. We haven't gotten our tree yet, but I've baked three-ginger cookies from the Silver Palate Cookbook, stollen (not sweet enough but still good), loaded the cd changer with half my Christmas cds, got a 2-cd Christmas set from CD Japan, and am generally having a lovely time. One kid home from college, the other coming from Philadelphia, and I'm feeling very jolly.Particularly since Yul won Survivor. Man, strip him, bathe him and bring him to my tent!What else? I dragged out my new Dragon Naturally Speaking and got it fired up. Dictated twenty new pages into the computer, and I'm itching to get back to it. Whoever thought I'd find Christmas getting in the way? I'm still going to try to carve out some time to write -- amidst the wrapping and the cooking and the (ohgodhelpme) cleaning, I'm feeling a bit scattered. Isobel and Killian will ground me.So here's my Christmas wish for the world. Peace on earth (and let it begin with me). Enough food but not too much. Health. Bad people turning into pillars of salt until they learn how to behave. Multiple orgasms. Music. Wonderful books to lose yourself in for Christmas (I'm reading THE DREAM THIEF by Shana Abe). Love, love, love. War is over, if you want it.Go for it! And Merry merry Christmas and blessings of the season to everyone!

Ho Ho Ho Humbug!

posted by StoryBroads on Sunday, December 17, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!

Had enough of fighting the crowds at the mall? Finding the right gifts? Addressing the cards? All the pressures of the holiday season? It's time for a laugh!

The Night Before Christmas
(Gothic Version)
http://www.textfiles.com/holiday/night.hum

(Politically Correct Version)
http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/xmas/pc-night-before.html

(Overwritten Version)
http://www.textfiles.com/holiday/night.hum

Got some Christmas humor to share? Post it in Comments.

The Ironic Chef (Lynn Kerstan)

posted by Lynn Kerstan on Saturday, December 16, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!

Every year at this time, a peculiar madness takes possession of my senses. Never mind a lifetime of abysmal failures. Forget those expensive lessons learned the hard way. Floating on a meringue of optimism, I enter my personal Hall of Shame–the kitchen–and endeavor to cook.

Supermarket come-ons have a lot to do with this . Who can resist a $5 turkey? A $10 ham? The soups and stews made with leftovers? The prospect of a freezer full of sandwich makings? I can’t. And I didn’t.

You should understand that I don’t have an oven in any conventional sense. This one, I believe, was a prototype rejected by Ben Franklin on his way to inventing the stove. Suspended above a cook-top, which has its own food-fatal problems, is an ancient, avocado-colored box just large enough to hold a 10-pound turkey. What it does to the turkey, or anything else consigned to its maw, is overcook (read "burn") the outside while leaving the inside underdone (raw).

At separate times, my turkeys came naked out of their wrappers, were inserted into the firehole, and emerged as turkey jerky. Carving required the human equivalent of a power saw and prayer. When I offered the cat some nibbles, he gave them a sniff and turned up his snoot.

I, however, am not so persnickety. No teeth were broken during the turkey-with-gravy or the turkey soup phases. As for the many sandwiches to come, let’s just say they’ll be chewy.

On to the ham. It set the oven on fire. Literally.

That ham was doomed from the get-go. When I couldn’t find the loss-leader spiral-cut hams at Ralph’s, a store person pointed me to a bin with a few straggler hams snuggled next to some chickens. It was a couple weeks later, after cutting myself trying to punch through the net and plastic casings, that I discovered the ham wasn’t spiral-cut, or any other kind of cut. Nor was it precooked, like all the hams I have ever bought. Too late to take it back, so I’d have to do the cooking and the slicing. Grumbling, I stuck the dratted thing in the oven.

A few minutes later, while cleaning up the mess and bandaging my finger, I heard popping sounds coming from the oven. Turning, I saw it lit up inside like a Red Dawn. The glass door is encrusted with about 50 years' worth of ineradicable glop, so I couldn’t see the ham at all.

For a time I just stood there, gazing blankly at the fireworks. Eventually, it occurred to me that the oven might explode or something, so I backed away. Edged forward again to turn the knob to Off. Good idea, Lynn! That should do the trick.

Nope. Fire and popping went on for a considerable time. Figuring that oxygen would fuel the flames and lack of it would smother the fire, I didn’t open the door. Not that the rickety oven door was airtight. But eventually things calmed down inside, so I grabbed a broom and, keeping myself at a possibly safe distance, used the broom handle to lever the door open.

No flames came shooting out. I edged closer, expecting to find a large lump of coal where my ham should be. But it wasn’t as black as I’d expected. In fact, the ham looked fairly normal, given a conflagration. It was the pan, formerly non-stick, that took the real hit. The oven looked the same as always–not that it could have looked worse. And the pilot light was still lit. Aha! A second chance.

I sealed the ham and pan with heavy-duty foil, closed the oven door, and lit the rockets. Well, turned the knob to 325 degrees. But I couldn’t be sure what would happen in there. Maybe lift-off.

Luck sat on my shoulder. Two hours later, out came a marginally edible ham. For me, that’s practically a James Beard cooking award. The next day, I used the bone to make ham and beans. The meat itself is fairly tasty. Even the cat has deigned to nibble at it. Tonight, I had a ham, cheese, and avocado sandwich for supper.

And this afternoon, I bought another ham. Spiral-cut. Bought another pan, too. Will doubtless acquire another turkey within the week. T’is the season of cheap meat, and on 02 January, it’s back to a month or two of a low-carb diet.

Make that three months. Did I mention the tub of triple-ginger cookies I bought at Trader Joe’s? By now, you can understand why I don’t bake my own.

The Calendar Gremlins

posted by Patricia Potter on Friday, December 15, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
I never realized that December was the shortest month until today.

Yes, I know that technically it has 31 days. My calendar tells me that.

I don’t believe it.

The calendar gremlins are playing tricks on me.

It seems yesterday was December 1st. I had an entire month to do house decoration, hold a party for my chapter, buy presents on behalf of my mother and myself, finish those infamous contest entries and take a final look see on the galleys. And I was going to write at least a hundred pages of the book in progress.

I am here to say I'm a dismal failure, and I blame it on a faulty calendar. It should be December 5th, not December 15h. The cards should have been in the mail. My mother’s room at the nursing home should have been decorated. The galleys should have been corrected.

Yes, there are a few successes. The party for my chapter was a success, but only because a kind soul came over the day earlier and helped me decorate the tree. My dogs are being exceptionally restrained in not attacking the tree, mainly, I think, because of culinary bribes. I did much of my Christmas shopping in September at my favorite crafts festival, but now the most nagging ones remain. I think I’m going to take Maggie’s advice on three of them. Adopting a live animal – with the tangible evidence of a stuffed animal – would delight them. But there are other more difficult ones.

And no time to put the proper thinking into it.

Like Krissie, I love Christmas. Like Tara, I love cooking, but my specialty is buttered and salted pecans. That’s on my agenda this weekend. I make gobs and gobs for neighbors, friends, relatives and nurses at my mom’s nursing home. (See the recipe below). Try them. They are sinfully rich and irresistible and a hit at every get-together.

But still, so much remains undone. I thought this year would be different. That I would better plan. That I would do everything in advance and enjoy the season. That I wouldn’t wait until December 20 to write my cards and send the packages at obscenely expensive prices because of my tardiness. That I wouldn’t have to run to my favorite bird seed and gift store on Christmas Eve to get those last minute presents.

I was going to be ORGANIZED this year.

But the calendar gremlins got me again. Somehow they jerked about fourteen days from the calendar. It was December 1st and now it’s December 15th, and I simply don’t know what happened to the days in-between.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

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THE TOASTED BUTTERED AND SALTED PECANS RECIPE:
Preheat the oven to 200 degrees.
Use a shallow baking pan. Spread pecan halves over the bottom, about two or three deep. Cut stick of butter into eighths and arrange strategically among the pecans.
Bake about thirty minutes. Take from oven and rearrange until every pecan is coated in butter. Add more butter if necessary. Salt each pecan. Bake for another thirty minutes at 200 degrees.
Remove from oven and again shake. Add butter if necessary to make sure all are coated.
Bake again at 175 degrees for an hour. Check frequently to make sure they do not get too brown.
Take out and pat with paper towels.
The secret is very low heat, patience and frequent turning.


And now I'm off to try to recapture a day or two from those gremlins.

Dashing Through the . . . er . . . Sunshine? Maggie Shayne

posted by Maggie Shayne on Thursday, December 14, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
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Well, folks, I got ready for winter. Bought a shiny new snow shovel, a big bag of salt for the driveway and steps, and even an oversized, noisy snowblower, which I might add, I put together myself, filled with gas and oil, and started up for practice. I bought a new coat, and boots, and gloves. I rolled up the garden hose and put away the gas grill. It is, after all, the middle of December.

And today it was 56 degrees. Fifty-freakin’-six. In upstate New York! This is NOT normal. And it’s been this way. We had one week in the thirties, with a dusting of snow, then right back to the heat wave again. Okay, it’s hard to complain about warm weather and sunshine. It’s beautiful, and cheerful, and you can spend time outdoors and go walking or running and just have a great time. But even while you’re enjoying it, you have to wonder what the heck is going on. Some people still don’t believe global warming is a real issue, but I think it’s kind of hard to deny, what with glaciers melting at alarming rates and balmy temps in places where it should be freezing.

Anyway, winter has not yet arrived, but it’s the holiday season all the same. I always have a tree, and this year was no different. It’s up and twinkling. I got my first present, one I bought for myself—an air hockey table, and I played (and won) my first game as soon as it was set up. Not that I’m competitive or anything.

One gift down, more to go. Keep them coming!

My shopping is nearly done. I discovered some fun, and wonderful sources for presents this year. One is Mayaworks (www.mayaworks.org) where you can purchase items handmade by Mayan women in Guatamala, who help support their families and communities through their crafts. Each comes with a gift card, telling about the program and how it helps the community. Another is the World Wildlife Federation (www.wwf.org) where you can “adopt” an animal for the kids on your list. The money goes to help support endangered wildlife, and the child gets a plush toy animal of the type you adopted for him or her, and a certificate. I adopted a wolf, a sea otter, a jaguar, a tiger, and a polar bear less than a week ago, and the stuffed animals and certificates have arrived already. Mayaworks delivered in an amazingly short time too, under two weeks.

I’ve got a new item on my wish list. I was at a friend’s house the other night when her daughter brought out her Playstation 2, and a game called Dance, Dance Revolution. It works with electronic pads that go on the floor. You stand on the pad, and try to follow the dancers on the screen, doing the steps they do. With two pads you can work in pairs, and what a blast we grownups had once we commandeered the game for ourselves! My daughter tells me it’s the lamest of any PS game I could have chosen, but it’s the first one I’ve enjoyed this much. I guess I sit and move my fingers at a rapid pace for a living, so doing so for entertainment isn’t much fun to me. Jumping around like a lunatic, however, well, now that’s an entirely different matter! And you can choose from tons of songs, some of them pretty darn good. Now, I didn’t discover this in time to request it from anyone, so I’ll probably have to buy it for myself, maybe for my birthday in February.

The holidays are crashing in on us, folks. Try to relax and enjoy them. Life’s about having fun. And ladies, you are not going to be able to make the special days perfect for everyone, even if you kill yourself trying. So just try making them perfect for YOU, this year, just as an experiment. That’s the best you can do anyway, and it’s high time we got that through our heads.

Here’s a quote I found through Heather McCauley at www.effortlesshealing.com

“Selfishly seek joy, because your joy is the greatest gift you can give to anyone. Unless you are in your joy, you have nothing to give.”

So that’s my wish for you this holiday season. Seek and find your own joy. Demand it. Don’t accept life without it. Once you’ve found it, cultivate it, relish it, cherish it, and don’t dare feel guilty about it. Because your joy will spread to others. But it has to start with you.

Until next time,
Maggie

Cookie Day (Tara Taylor Quinn)

posted by Tara Taylor Quinn on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!

I can't wait until this Saturday. It's Cookie Day. Everyone who knows me at all well in my daily life knows about cookie day. Most find ways to be unavoidably busy on that day, but they await the results eagerly. On cookie day, in a fifteen hour non-stop (and I do mean non-stop) span, my kitchen will magically produce over a hundred dozen cookies. I have it down to a science. Each year I think that I've perfected it just a little bit better so that it won't really take fifteen hours, but it does. Every year. There we are at ten o'clock at night sitting at the kitchen table with every bone, muscle and potential nerve we might someday have, aching, with hundreds of bare-naked sugar cookies sitting in mounds before us waiting to be decorated.

I said we. You see, I'm not alone in this craziness. This cookie day thing has been going on, in some fashion, ever since I can remember. And the recipies aren't just mine, they date back two generations. My mother will be there. And my closest friend has graciously agreed to sign on for the duration (she likes to smell the cookies since she won't eat many of them.) My twenty-one year old daughter who is too busy even to call her mama much these days and when she does is most often smarter than her and superior to her, (okay, Maggie, how'd I do?) marked off this Saturday as soon as I told her it was cookie day. She'll be here without me even asking. There are some things that are just sacred.

I've been thinking about that. Cookie day is exhausting. It's an endurance contest. And yet, each year I look forward to it more than just about any other day. Why is that? I could make fewer cookies - we really don't need that many anymore. But will I? Don't count on it. It's not about the cookies - although I've been anticipating them for weeks. It's not even about providing desserts for the holiday or following tradition. It's the feeling that pervades the house, transforming my kitchen into a magic kingdom for those hours once a year. Everyone is happy. We laugh more in that one day than we do most of the year, the tear rolling down your face kind of laughing. We remember cookie days past. With decades of them, filled with laughter, there are loads of stories.

There was the time one of us (I won't point fingers here) dropped an egg on the dog. Yes, it really happened. Or the time one of us (still no fingers) accidentally fourpled a recipe instead of doubling it. Oh and then there was the year of the cookie fort. We had a new, very large, puppy who thought cookie day was just for her. To that point we'd always had either well mannered dogs, or ones who were too small to reach the long table where the cookies are put out to cool. But that year, we started to lose cookies as quickly as we were making them. At first, the men in the house were blamed. Then the kids. Eventually, much to her dismay and embarrassment, the puppy was caught. And my husband, who believes every single one of those cookies are his, set to work. An hour later the cookie table had walls. Real ones. Built out of part of a bed, some extra chairs, rope - you name it, it was there. Only problem was, us cookie bakers had a hard time reaching the table to leave any cookies!

We're all eager when the first batch comes out, ready to have that initial taste. It doesn't matter what kind of cookies we do first, that first taste is always perfect.

And every year, when we're so tired we can't stand ourselves and we have those sugar cookies to decorate - those times are filled with the absolute best memories. We frost and then decorate every single one of those hundreds of cookies. As the night wears on, the frosting colors get more interesting. Last year there was purple. And when it gets really late, inevitably, frosting will be slapped on a cookie and then the cookie is turned over on the table to pick up the layers of spilled decorations. Then there's my mother. Here we are with hours of work and no strength or energy left, and she sits down to help knock off the pile with a toothpick. Yes, a toothpick. For what, you ask? Well, yes, that would be to decorate her Christmas trees. And candy canes. Each cookie is painstakingly frosted and decorated as though it were a masterpiece. You get these tiny little lines of red stripes on white icing or lines of yellow draping along the green frosted Christmas tree - the string of lights, you know.

Me, I'm known for red hots. Every single cookie I decorate somehow incorporates at least one red hot. They're great for eyes, a nose, an open mouth (sometimes all three) for buttons, the bell clacker, for balls on the tree. It used to be those little silver balls. Anyone remember them? I loved those things. About ten years or so ago, they just disappeared off the face of the earth. They were there and then you couldn't buy them anywhere. Someone once told me it was because they broke teeth, but I've never been able to verify that. Or to find out what happened to them. I, for one, would pay dearly to have them back. Until then, I use red hots. This year I have five jars of them. And tonight, when I go to the grocery to pick up the last of my cookie ingredients, I'm sure I'm going to have to get at least one more jar of red hots. I just won't be able to stop myself. The thought of running out at ten o'clock at night with bare sugar cookies still before me is too horrible to even contemplate. I'd proabably have to cry.

And then comes the second best part of cookie day. Getting up early the next morning, coming downstairs to see every available surface covered with drying sugar cookies, making that critical first choice, and biting into the year's first taste of the most incredibly delicious cookie in the world. I've gone eleven months and 13 days without that taste. On Sunday morning, my fast will end.

And from then until sometime after Christmas when they will all be gone, I will have at least one sugar cookie for breakfast, for lunch, for dinner, and any other times I can justify working them into my day. If I finish pages, I get a sugar cookie. Run an errand, I get a sugar cookie. And always, when I wrap presents, there are sugar cookies on the table beside me. How does one wrap a present without that sweet, filled with warm memories, soft friend joining you?

I hope I don't ever have to find out.

So...now, if you're still with me, and you want to become a part of cookie day, you can! Every year, as part of the tradition, we try out a new recipe. We make our standards, but each year we also try one new thing. A couple of years ago it was lemon bars and they were such a hit they've now become standard. (Cookie press cookies dropped by the wayside.) This year, I don't have a new recipe. Several weeks ago Yasmine sent me a recipe for rose petal jelly and it was great. If any of you have any special recipe that we could try, a favorite of yours, I'd sure love to have you send it to me!

In the meantime, I have a bad guy that's wreaking havoc with my day. I wonder if a few red hots would take care of him???

The picture was taken on cookie fort cookie day! Can you guess the culprit??

What's Worse Than a Lump of Coal For Christmas? (Suzanne Forster)

posted by Suzanne Forster on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
Revisions! I got my line-edited manuscript and revision letter in the mail a little over a week ago, and the changes are due before Christmas!!! Warning: I may be using lots of exclamation points in this blog. Warning #2: The blog will be short, so maybe the exclamation points won’t bother you too much. I guess they’re better than swearing a blue streak.

You could say I’m snowed under, and you could say it feels like thirty tons, although it’s still not real snow. Some of you will understand the thirty tons and real snow references. I blogged last week about southern California’s faux snow—and got some great comments. Thanks to those of you who shared your real snow experiences!

What’s falling from skies this week are large white pieces of paper, an entire manuscript’s worth. And among those pages is the dreaded revision letter. (!!!) This one was short and sweet. Just change all the characters and the plot. No big deal. (!!!!!!!) Okay, just kidding. If my editor had said that I’d be flying up to San Francisco to jump off the bridge. The actual changes aren’t unreasonable. Make this character more dangerous. Make that character less dangerous. And while you’re at it, throw in another plot twist. No big deal, right? Except that it’s Christmas, and I have a gazillion other things to do (don’t we all?), and manuscripts have a way of turning on you when you try to revise them. What originally appeared to be little fixes always turn into big ones. It’s called The Ripple Effect. (!!!!!!!!!)
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My mom had a million sayings for coping with life. One of them was her total assurance that we’re never given more than we can handle. Obviously, she didn’t have to come up with plot twists while negotiating the hordes to do her Christmas shopping! She would also have gently reminded me that the rippling revisions might actually make my story better—and she would have been right about that, especially where the hero’s concerned. I’m darkening him up just a bit, and at the risk of sounding immodest, he’s going to be wicked good, folks. (muahahahaha) And speaking of sayings, my favorite saying is apropos of nothing, except that it’s about clutter, and at the moment my office is living proof that wherever there’s a flat surface someone will find something to put on it. That’s Ballweg’s Theory, by the way.

The list of things real-life things I have to do before Christmas is endless. I actually managed to get a few Christmas cards addressed over the weekend, but as of yet I’ve done no serious shopping. Haven’t even made up my lists. I did do a bit of decorating. You don’t believe me, right? Okay, not inside the house, other than the single poinsettia on the dining room table. Thank heavens for poinsettias. Think anyone will notice there’s no tree, no presents, no holiday goodies or eggnog? It’s a good thing my husband and I are mature adults with grown children, and have very low expectations this time of year.

My outside decorating consisted of replanting the front deck, which I did the week before I got the revisions. Otherwise, it never would have happened. In my flower boxes I planted rows of crimson, burgundy and white snapdragons, the cute white pansies with the black centers, red impatiens, and two kinds of trailers, one with sweet little white flowers that look like snowflakes. I also got some gorgeous color bowls with red poinsettias and white pansies. It’s pretty, and I’m so glad it’s done. It may the only thing that’s going to get done this year in the way of Christmas decorations.

But there may be some good news hidden in all of this holiday doom and gloom. It just occurred to me that with all the deadline pressure those lumps of coal I’m trying to turn into a plot twist could come out sparkling like diamonds. Let’s hope! (This calls for more exclamation points, but I’m sure I’ve used up my quota by now, probably for the year.)

So, what do I want for Christmas? Besides real snow? I’d love the Revisions Angel to come and sprinkle fairy dust on this manuscript and make it perfect. If that’s not going to happen, then how about some chocolate for energy and maybe a hot toddy or two to calm my nerves? Ah, yes, that would be good.

Suz

Christmas and writing

posted by Anne Stuart on Monday, December 11, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
First, a Christmas update from the Queen of Christmas. I managed to find Christmas trash bags! What a coup! And I've got to chase down my aging Springer Spaniel and wash her so I can put her Christmas collar on. I've been making Christmas tree wallhangings (a Lynnette Jensen design from Simply Quilts that you can still find on the website -- though it does have a small mistake in it).
Here's the url:http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/cr_quilting_blocks/article/0,,HGTV_3299_1396914,00.html
If you decide to do it e-mail me and I'll tell you the goof (they leave out measurements for one of the white squares).

Very pretty, very easy and very nice.

I've put up my Christmas clock that plays carols every hour (much to my husband's dismay) and I've even started knitting again, despite the carpal tunnel. But the funny thing is, I'm longing to write.

Usually I take Christmas off, though this year I don't have the option because I'm behind on the book. But I want to write it. It's one that's insisting on being in long-hand too, which is a drag because it takes longer, but some books like to be written that way. (COLD AS ICE was almost entirely long-hand). I use Clairefontaine paper (have you ever seen paper that would make you orgasmic -- this is it!) and special pens, and it just flows. Creatively and physically. Like writing on silk.

That's always been a good way to get past being stuck in a mss. And even though I started on a manual typewriter (I've been writing a looooong time) I've often written my love scenes long hand. There's just something about the physical connection, I think.

Oh, and you might check out today's Squawk Radio -- Teresa Medeiros is blogging about Daniel Craig, my newest obsession. Get thee to a movie theatre.

www.squawkradio.com

So I'm off for lunch with fellow writers, an interview, some Christmas shopping, and then I get to come back home and curl up in my red recliner and write some more about Isobel Lambert and Killian, the most dangerous man in the world. Yum!

So who else has seen Casino Royale? Who else is blown away and madly in love?

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

The Pre-Diet Initiative

posted by StoryBroads on Sunday, December 10, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!

We're all looking for easy, fool-proof, and absolutely scrumptious party treats and holiday meals. Got any to share?

Mistaken Identity (Lynn Kerstan)

posted by Lynn Kerstan on Saturday, December 09, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!

Self-image, I am discovering, is mostly self-delusion. Talking about me here. You, of course, are centered, self-aware, and accepting. But despite the evidence staring me in the face, I keep imagining I'm something quite other than I am.

And trying to prove it by way of diabolical internet quizzes. Not the enlightening, useful, helpful quizzes, though. I’m more into the "What Tarot Card are you?" or, "What sports car are you?" Yes, I’ve sunk that low. I close my eyes and imagine a sleek black Jaguar, but everyone (including the devisor of the quiz) knows I’m a beige Pinto.

It’s not even like I approach those quizzes honestly. If I’m a Star Wars character, then by all the galaxies, I want to be the daredevil racing through hostile territory with his eyes on the prize and a quip on his tongue. Han Solo. That’s me.

So not me. I’ve taken three different Star War quizzes, and tried each time to game the system. But in all cases, I ended up a short, squat, shriveled-looking fellow with weird ears who talks funny. Yup. Yoda I am. With little of his wisdom, that's clear enough, but given the chance, I'd be the very devil with a light saber. Delusions have a way of lingering . . .

Here’s one Star Wars quiz to try, if you have a few mindless minutes to pass: http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=92090

Feeling low (as well as short and squat), I tried to find an ego boost over at a Lord of the Rings quiz. This much is true: In the marrow of my bones, I am Aragorn. But all the rest of me came out as yet another old, wise, wrinkled male. Gandalf the Grey.

I’d as soon be a woman character in these stories, so long as she is fearless, determined, clever, witty, and--above all--attractive to Han or Aragorn. But Princess Leia had cinnamon buns for hair and ought to have known better, while Tolkein shortchanged the few female characters he bothered to create. The Arwen of the films was barely a footnote in the written tales of Middle Earth. Females may incite the quarrel or become the reward for winning, but they usually fade to the background while the guys have the exciting adventures.

Not all my quizzical roamings are without merit. Lately, I discovered a nice little "Enneagram" test that purports to help you discover which of these types dominate your personality: Reformer; Helper; Achiever; Individualist; Investigator; Loyalist; Enthusiast; Challenger; Peacemaker.

Within each category is a wide range of characteristics, both positive and negative, along with likely goals, greatest fears, and deepest longings. Many authors (me included) have used the category descriptions to better understand the characters we are working with and how they are likely to behave.

It’s a whole other thing, though, to apply these descriptions to myself. For once, instead of fudging answers to skew myself toward the "types" I fancied," I tried to be meticulously honest in the quiz. After all, I told myself, this is just for fun. It’s all psychobabble, anyway. And as usual, I was disappointed with the result.

Some of the types had sounded, just by their names, intriguing and desirable. But it seems I’m not a Challenger. An Investigator. An Individualist. Instead, I was slotted into a category that, well, pretty much described me to a T. Generally speaking, to be sure, because no individual can be loaded and locked into a tight space. It’s like being a Sagittarius, which I am, while not really buying into astrology, which I don’t. Except that . . . I seem to be a quintessential Sagittarius.

To me, this sort of analysis is both fascinating and a little spooky. I think I’ll tack on back to the safer waters of, say, "Which Jane Austen character are you?" (Elinor Dashwood, drat it. I wanted to be Elizabeth Bennet.)

If you are willing to risk a wilder ride, test your own enneagram type here:
http://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/test.php

Then post your result and how you feel about the outcome. Maybe I’ll do that as well, once I’ve recovered–again–from not being what I thought I wanted to be.

The Writing Life

posted by Patricia Potter on Friday, December 08, 2006 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!
In our Sunday’s question several weeks ago, we asked what you wanted to hear about. One person said she wanted to hear more about the writer’s life.

No one answered immediately, probably because we are all hesitant to discuss the ups and downs of the writer’s life when so many people see only the “ups.”

The published writer’s life – and unpublished as well – is a roller coaster ride.

Gee, that’s a great first sentence for my new book. A day later, it’s a horrible one. Same goes for the first chapter, the mid-book (where in the heck do I go now?) And then there’s the end. I just received the galleys of the book I just finished. At this stage, I have read it about three times in the past two months and am thoroughly sick of it. I always think the last book is probably the worst I’ve written. I go into a deep funk.

Why did my editor ever accept it? I fear there’s probably something very wrong with her. So I worry about that, then I start worrying about the cover.

This times, my fears are justified. It’s a career-ending cover.

I’m convinced I will never get a new contract. But a new contract is offered, and I am back on top of the roller coaster run.

Then plunge. I’m orphaned suddenly. My editor goes elsewhere, and I know the new one won’t understand what I do as well as did the person who bought me. We were so in sync. Deep funk again.

Meanwhile the book in progress is not going well.

Interruptions galore. My beloved bathtub cracks and drowns my carpet. My heater doesn’t work during one of the south’s few major cold spells. I’m having a party for my chapter on Saturday and the carpets have to be cleaned (my dogs again). Workmen in and out. My oldster dog doesn't feel well and wants to sit in my lap, all twenty-six pounds of her. She kinda of overlaps.

I feel terribly guilty not having written more. I stare at the computer screen. I can’t concentrate waiting for the phone to ring about this workman or that or with Ting Ting looking at me with such a plea in her eyes. Instead I go to emails. Then to blogs.

Two hours later I return to Chapter Four. No further enlightenment. Or creativity.

Okay. Get productive. At least I can finish judging my chapter’s contest. There are two more contest entries (out of 24) to read. Off I go. At least I feel I am doing something useful.

Two hours later, I am even more depressed. Those entries were good. I mean real