DEADLINE DEMENTIA

posted by Anne Stuart on Monday, September 24, 2007 . Post a comment for a chance to win free books!

So I even forgot to post last week. I'm in the throes of deadline dementia -- that state of insanity that takes over your life when you're finishing a book, whether it's overdue or not. And this one is definitely overdue.
It's Reno's fault, not mine. He just didn't want to cooperate. I should have known when I made a Yakuza punk samurai as my hero that he'd give me nothing but trouble. It's his style, along with waist-length bright red hair and tattooed blood teardrops on his cheeks.
Yeah, I know what you're saying. Anne Stuart, are you out of your bloody mind?
But the problem is, I love him. Just freaking adore him -- he's naughty and mean and funny and honorable and gentle and rough and an absolute hoot. So sue me.
So here's my tally: Tuesday 13 pages, Wednesday 16 pages, Thursday 13 pages, Friday 15 pages, Saturday 25 pages, Sunday 15 pages. I'm a goddess of speed.
I'm on a private e-mail loop, and while I've been speeding through this book I surface every now and then to send a cry out into the wilderness. Here are some of my observations:

First day:
So, okay, I'm working non-stop, and you remember what I'm like when I
work non-stop. I have to chatter to my fellow typists as I zip along.
My thought for this hour -- my hero, Reno, is a yakuza samurai
punkster. And his language is atrocious. His favorite saying
(already established in earlier books) is "holy motherfucker." And
his language would be sprinkled with four letter words.
However, four letter words get really old, really fast. So my
challenge for today is to make his dialogue believable without od'ing
on the cursing. I imagine it's kind of like writing a character with
a dialect or a speech impediment. Less is definitely more.

next day:

This is unfolding in such an interesting way. The sex in particular. My hero is young and wicked -- and he's suddenly developed a conscience. Interesting. He's the most overt bad boy of all the ICE books, and yet he's turning out to be the sweetest.

next day:
16 pages so far. My hero has just become the nastiest a hero has ever been, after being one of the most honorable. The boy is messed up. I may have to tone it down -- he's just too cruel (verbally). I also used fuck three times in two sentence. I'm using it too much, but that's exactly what he'd say.
Ewwww! I just wrote something really gross. Well, it's the yakuza, after all. What do you call fingers and parts of fingers? Do you call them digits? Or is that just a slang term?

and finally:
Shit. I think I need one more twist in the plot, but right now I don't know what it would be. It just seems to come up a little short. Maybe stretch the third act. Yup, that's probably it. The hero just appears, attempting to be deus ex machina (the heroine has to rescue him) but it makes it less interesting. I'll have to rethink that.

Krissie, talking to herself but she doesn't care because she's gone stark, staring mad, mad I tell you

And I've got miles to go before I sleep. If you want to follow along on my mad tear I'll be keeping up with it at
http://annestuart.blogspot.com/

Come on over and keep me company, cheer me on, and celebrate when I finish.

You writers out there (and non-writers as well). Anybody have any tips for getting a huge amount of work done in a very short time?

3 Comments :

Blogger Patricia Potter said...

I love it when the heroine saves the hero. As for as tips? I stock up on cans of corn beef hash which I can heat in three minutes, turn off the phone, turn on the music and keep telling myself I really, really don't want to be homeless. So, guys in the book, please cooperate.

8:30 AM  
Blogger Suzanne Forster said...

What a hoot, Anne! Great post. I'm still laughing. Your hero sounds fabulous. I can't wait to read the book! When's it coming out? Probably not for months and months, if you're still working on it.

But don't you have one coming out in a couple months? That will have to sustain us all.

The only way to great a huge amount done in a short time? One page at a time. Just keep going, girl!

Suz

9:03 AM  
Blogger Tara Taylor Quinn said...

Anne,

I can so relate!! And I can't wait to read this book.

ttq

1:23 PM  

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